Nemo can’t stand your romance
im laughing so hard holy shit omg
she’s just saying that because it’s probably difficult to reach her vagina.
you obviously have no idea how the female anatomy works and I’m assuming that’s because you’ve never touched a vagina in real life so why don’t you pipe the fuck down. pro tip: you can use your tears as lube while you’re masturbating tonight.
OH THAT WAS GOLD
She IS right though, so if you need to insult her weight as a way to deflect from the validity of her words then that just means you’re really horrible at sex ahaha
This may be the most frightening thing I’ve ever seen